Want to know more about us, apart from the fact that we are two girls with potty mouths? Well, you’ve come to the right spot.
Potty Mouth Girl 1 (PM1):
I’m a 30-something year old girl who loves movies, TV, music, reading, writing, drinking wine and hanging with my hubs (Hubs A) and friends. I hate small talk and don’t tolerate stupidity well. I admire intelligence, sarcasm and creative use of the F word. Preferring not to have a favorite anything, I like to classify my likes (and dislikes) into a “Top 5”.
And this is what PM2 put to me:
1. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A chef or a movie producer. I love movies and celebrities and all things associated with that, but I’d never want to be in front of the camera.
2. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Details…please.
Oh geez, I never had any hot teachers 🙁
3. Do you hover over public toilets or line them with toilet paper?
Neither. I wipe it and just sit my ass down.
4. How many days could you last in solitary confinement? What would you do to pass the time?
Ha, probably a long time! I’m ok with my own company and if I was there, I’d read and listen to music. I can do that, right? Well I’m saying I can because I’d bribe the guards to bring me books and my iPod.
5. What is your all-time favorite guilty pleasure song?
Can’t narrow it down to one, it’s gotta be a top 5. If we’re talking total guilty pleasure, no judgment, here goes… Wannabe by the Spice Girls, Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, Mmm Bop by Hansen, Oops, I Did It Again by Britney Spears and The Reason by Hoobastank.
6. What is Satan’s last name?
He/she would have to be real to have a last name.
7. If you had to choose to never wash your bed sheets or your underwear, which one would you choose?
Bedsheets for sure.
8. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
A lot.
9. Would you kill an innocent person if it meant you’d be saving a dozen other people?
I’d probably the kill person asking me to do it.
10. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Yep.
11. Girls…
Can be your best friend and your worst enemy.
12. Do you have any strange phobias?
Anything to do with eyeballs and joints…they freak me out.
13. What is your worst OCD tendency?
Checking doors are locked.
14. Do you forgive people easily?
Nope.
15. Peeing in the pool…
Is pretty gross, but let’s be real, we’ve all done it.
16. If you had to boycott one thing what would it be? Person, place, whatever…
Animal circuses, because I think it’s cruel making an animal do tricks for money. Jump through your own hoop asshole.
17. What is the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Haggis…thankfully there was lots of scotch to be drunk at the same time.
18. Batman or Robin…
Batman for sure…the full black latex suit, come on!
19. What is your favorite thing about me?
Your use of the F word.
20. On a scale of one to ten, how annoying am I? But you love me, right?
10.5 🙂 but it’s the funny kind of annoying.
Potty Mouth Girl 2 (PM2):
I’m the other half of Potty Mouth. I’m a girl with a mouth like sailor, who loves movies, tv, reading, writing and anything that will make me laugh. I have a short attention span, get annoyed easily and have been told I have the worst poker face ever. The use of sarcasm and some humor gets you along way with me, which is how I ended up married to hubs (Hubs B). He makes me laugh till I cry…daily. FYI…PM1 is older than me. 🙂
Although we know each other well, here’s what PM1 asked me:
1. If you could do one thing, with no repercussions, what would it be?
OMG…the possibilities! Rob a bank. I love Internet shopping.
2. What superpower do you wish you had and why?
I wish I could fly, which sounds stupid, considering I’m terrified of heights. But I’m also ridiculously impatient, so I feel like being able to fly would allow me to get places faster.
3. Public sex…
I have, yet it depends on how public, but I guess I’d say yes.
4. Thor or Loki?
We’re totally talking about the actual character and not the man who plays him, right? Loki.
5. The worst movie ever, that you secretly love?
Good Burger and Jaws 3D
6. Biggest celebrity crush?
Ben Affleck
7. Which woman would you turn lesbian for?
Sienna Miller…have you seen Layer Cake??? (Although there are more on this list…I think this needs a top 5, but I’ll save that.)
8. Thoughts on using the men’s restroom?
I do it. The line is usually shorter.
9. Full panty or thong?
Cheeky-not a full panty or a thong.
10. Which faction would you belong to in Divergent and why?
Amity. I hate confrontation. I just like everyone to be happy. This makes me sound like a weed-smoking tree hugger. I’m not.
11. Favorite thing you like to get philosophical about?
Education in the United States
12. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Ham sandwiches
13. Favorite dream?
Anything that involves sex…especially if it has a happy ending. 🙂
14. Favorite karaoke song?
I don’t sing karaoke.
15. If you could have any job in the world, what would you do?
A chef. I love to cook; yet I hate to clean up. I’d have an assistant for that, right?
16. Best hangover cure?
Gatorade and Shepard’s pie from the Irish bar near my house.
17. Favorite pointless activity that you like to waste time on?
Chatting with PM1.
18. If you could recommend one book to someone, what would it be?
FFS…this is an impossible question. I have far too many books I love. But if I must answer, I guess I would say, Gone Baby Gone by Dennis Lehane.
